Cruz Control

He's caught in the mousetrap.I want to be the King but the demographics are changing and I must suck up to my base.So,I have no chance to win the Kingship.Well, I guess I'll stay trapped and strapped and join the circus as a side show.Saying things that are stupid,not fact based,hypocritical and a bold face lie is the center attraction for the not so greatest show on earth.This show is in trouble because not like Ringling Brothers,this circus let's the elephants run wild.Stand back or you're going to get hurt.