Email Game

Bottom of the ninth,bases loaded,designated power house hitter New York Times comes to bat sending Fox News to the bench. First pitch,foul ball. Strike one.Second pitch is a curve ball and NYT gets caught looking.Strike two.Here's the wind up and the pitch. Swing and a miss. Strike three.Game over. NYT heads back to the bench,head in hands crying,comforted by Fox.Did you see that pitch.That was a hundred mile an hour fastball.Welcome to the bigs.