My Plane

I arrive and get on," what my plane would be like." First thing I notice is that all the passengers have parachutes nestled under the seat in front of them.Nice safety touch. Odds for survival increase from 0 to maybe 60%. Once airborne this dude rushes the cockpit and a door slams down behind him. Standing now between two reinforced structures,the emergency decompression light goes on as the floor drops out from the underneath the perps feet.That's the Nestee plunge to hell.Now let's kick back and enjoy the flight. But, whenI look up into the stewardess eyes I see sheer panic.They're dead giveaways if things are going South.It looks like they can't reach the pilot who's refusing the crew's attempted entrance and has cut off all communication.Not to worry, my plane has an override system that allows emergency forces the capability to take over the controls of the plane from a remote location. A chapter right out of our Drone school program.The backup plan has a pass protected code panel that's well hidden and when activated ejects anyone who's attempting to commondeer my plane.The ejection seat will be equipped with a parachute in the event said perp has a legitimate excuse for their eractic behavior. If his excuse does not hold water, then it's off to the tattoo shop. Master destructer then has "I hate Isis"tattooed all over his body. You got it.He's then handed off to Black Ops who drop his sad ass in Syria.Vocal chords are disengaged, in a humane way,so no effective discourse will happen before his head rolls in the street.That's what my plane would be like.